No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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