just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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