On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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