around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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