Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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