**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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