I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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