are you still at the devil's house?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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