My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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