how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
