Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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