That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
