Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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