do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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