How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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