He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
