you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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