ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
No subtext here. People are naked.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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