thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
