so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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