We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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