I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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