oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
