is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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