when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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