If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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