She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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