I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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