We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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