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the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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