All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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