Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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