1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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