yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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