Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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