THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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