Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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