I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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