judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
