Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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