Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
