In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He felt like a one man threesome
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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