There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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