Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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