It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I smell like Dick and happiness
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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