Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I would ride that face into the sunset
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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