i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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