She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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