I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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