Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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