What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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