booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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