Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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