"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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