Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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