Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars

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(253): View more from Washington

i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

dibs on John Mayer's hood pass

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(647): View more from Ontario

Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"

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(512): View more from Texas

I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".

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(631): View more from New York

I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"

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(419): View more from Ohio

250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND

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(330): View more from Ohio

The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes

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