ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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